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Philip De Witt Ginder was a career soldier in the United States Army. A highly decorated combat veteran, he rose to the rank of major general during the Korean War, while commanding the 45th Infantry Division. He was a recipient of the Distinguished Service Cross, the United States' second-highest military award.
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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