{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
{"type":"general","setup":"Ever wondered why bees hum?","punchline":"It's because they don't know the words.","id":108}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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